ST2009 Classical Themes Chess Set

I think several of the pieces in this set are pretty amazing. Not like Michael Jackson amazing, but ya know. Only one problem - I'm fine with nudity. No problem, but when I'm out playing chess, I really don't want to sit and look at a man's genitalia for 2 hours straight. Again, no problem with nudity, just not quite comfortable after a few hours of having to stare at it. Besides that, all the pieces are pretty well designed. And like all full-fledged Americans, I didn't bother reading the description, so I'm not sure what the set is based on, but I would guess something like Greek times.